Episode 16

Day 6
TP Saint Clair and his wife ascend the stairs. PT begins to jerk (dance) and Robin attempts to Charleston him out of view.

Gibby Three Shoes brings them a platter of oer d'oeuvres. He reaches into his vest, grabs a shoe, and throws it at Robin when he asks why he’s called Three Shoes if he’s only wearing two shoes. PT Sinclair pours oyster juice into his flask.

Robin and Remy talk up PT’s elixirs to Gibby. PT pulls out an elixir and shoots it back. Gibby says something shitty. PT, insulted, wanders off to speak to the birdish librarian that they have seen around town. They dance together.

Robin and Remy tip Gibby as he is leaving, and he tells them that he can get them into the afterparty as the servers have been told to keep an eye on the party to find the most interesting conversations.

Remy eyes the crowd and finds a man with some kind of cool-looking device in his pocket. She dances over to him.

PT speaks to the librarian, whose name is Burpa Calico (the same name as PT’s grandmother). He buys her a drink. PT delves into conversation with Burpa.

Robin stops a tired-looking person in the crowd (a young woman, late 20s, with the same vacant stare as Janelope) and he asks if he can buy her a drink. She replies, “No, I’m fine” and refuses him multiple times, but lets on that she’s going to the after party. She turns him down and he walks away.

A young server nervously announces that it’s time for the afterparty (midnight), and that staff will come around to tap those who are allowed to stay.

Robin notices one more woman with the same vacant stare as Janelope and not-Janelope.

Gibby returns with two *golden tickets* for Remy & Robin. PT joins Burpa, who is invited to the afterparty, as her date. The excitable man that Remy talked to, a random fellow (Average Man), the two dead-eyed women and the Outlaws are invited. The dead-eyed women lead them into a (dark) room.

They all enter the dark room, which becomes illuminated with many candles. It contains a table, at the head of which sits TP Saint Clair alongside Janelope. He tells them that a blood party is about to ensue. Behind them is a door and a large fireplace. Paintings line the walls.

Robin talks to Average Man, also known as Bernard Capricorn. At the table, there are four seats with no plates in front of them: TP and the three vacant-eyed women.

Burpa (next to PT), Bernard, Professor-looking man.

In front of them sits cornish hen-looking birds, mashed potatoes and green beans. PT immediately begins eating.

Remy excuses herself to the restroom, and Gibby escorts her. Remy strips some wood from her baseball bat to make some stakes.

TP announces phase 1 part A: he demands that they vote on the least interesting person there to get rid of one of them. The Outlaws all point at Bernard Capricorn. TP rings a little dinner bell, the double doors open, and Arnaldo emerges. He walks, heavy-footed, over to Bernard. He puts his hand on Bernard’s shoulder. The two exit. “Phase 1 Part A is complete,” says TP. “Time for Phase 1 Part B.”

TP announces that six-sided dice will be brought around, and the person to roll the lowest will be the next to go.

The professor agrees to arm wrestle against TP’s champion, and he drinks one of PT’s elixirs. He immediately loses to the older dead-eyed woman, who breaks his arm. He then begins vomiting blood.

PT challenges them to a 4-on-1 chess game, and TP leads them to the chess room, taunting them all the way.

The professor claims to be pretty good at chess, and introduces himself as Jackalob Martin, but his friends call him Dr. Jack.

Robin and Dr. Jack get captured and escorted out of the room by Arnaldo. Next, Remy is captured. TP, the three woman, and PT remain in the room. They checkmate PT, and TP comes to bring PT to the blood room. The door opens, and TP and PT stand in the doorway, looking into the Blood Room.