Episode 24

Day 7
Upon reaching the bottom of the mountain, the gang travels to the door to the kitchen that leads back to the house. They agree to perform the ritual that will seal Soppy’s domain from the rest of the world. He explains that the door is actually a portal connecting this realm to the real world. They leave Soppy on the other side of the door, and PT, now conscious but suffering, and the rest of the gang (including Tomahawk, Garbanzo, Seymour and the kitten) enter the kitchen.

Conrad performs the ritual (which includes putting the sapphire in his mouth and saying “chubby bunny” four times) and they seal the door behind them. Remy reclaims the saliva-covered sapphire and they call for Schaufhausen on the speaker system.

She tries to reneg on their deal, attempting to get the now-corporeal ghosts to become traitors and kill the Outlaws. They instead decide to side with the traitors, and they follow the wires of the call boxes to find her location.

It leads them to the main hallway with all the doors. The wires extend upward. Remy shoots Grappy and reaches the second floor. She, PT in her arms, and Robin climb upward to the second floor. Conrad attempts to climb the wires, but instead fails and is horribly shocked. He also goes to climb up the grappling hook’s rope. Remy opens the door at the top of the rope, and it opens the door behind them (across the hallway) so she sees her own back. Robin climbs past her and PT into the doorway, and takes PT from Remy. Conrad holds onto the door ledge. Remy throws the grappling hook through the door and onto the next ledge, which is one story above them. She climbs across with PT, then drops the rope down to her pals.

She and PT can hear Dr. S on the other side of the door, pretending not to be home. Remy links her arm with PT’s, picks the lock to the door, and kicks the door in. Dr. S is inside, in a room surrounded by surveillance camera footage, with Arnaldo and attempts to sic him on the Outlaws.

As he turns toward the gang, Remy attempts to convince him to go on that date and uphold their end of the deal. Arnaldo turns to Dr. S, tells her that she must uphold her end of the bargain, and wheels her to the door ledge. He dumps her unceremoniously out of the wheelchair and she Hans Gruber-style falls to the ground into a pancake-like heap. He then hands a raygun to Robin, a chainsaw to Conrad, and points PT to a door. He leads Remy to a candlelit table. PT pulls out the keys that he forgot he had found and opens the door in front of him to find a chained-up Bandana Jones. Remy asks Arnaldo for a raincheck, and he says he has fulfilled his end of the bargain. Having told Garbanzo and Tomahawk that they can have the body of Dr. S, Robin and Conrad return to the ground floor of the hallway to find the corporeal ghosts eating her body. Robin retrieves a key, a $100 bill, and a note that reads “you bitch” from her body. He checks for a pulse and finds a very faint one. Robin says “we took you, you bitch, fuck you, you boner” and blasts her with the raygun. Three mechanical arms open up, and a beam of light shoots out and hits her square in the chest, sucking out her soul and forming a crystal. Robin snags the crystal (realizing that Dr. S resides inside of it).

The Outlaws and Bandana Jones meet up on the ground floor. She puts a crystal pendant around PT’s neck to help “heal him.” Conrad attempts to first aid PT, but instead cracks a rib, and PT faints.

Robin takes the ghosts to the machine that fused them with the bodies they now inhabit in order to remove them from the bodies and return them to ghost form. The rest of the Outlaws join them. Remy hands PT off to Conrad and uses her weird science knowledge to return the ghosts to their non-corporeal forms.

Exiting the house, the friends find the wagon-driver on the ground dying. He explains that Baggy stole the wagon containing their firearms.