Conrad Hearty

"'Now Carl, when my dear ole Ma would have a pig that wouldn't stop squealin, she'd tell me there'd be bacon for breakfast. I want you to think on that.' —Conrad Hearty, Episode 5"

Character Description
Conrad Hearty is the kind of man who would offer a stranger his handkerchief to clean up a stain. Granted, the stain is blood and the reason that blood is no longer in that stranger probably has something to do with Conrad and the gun he's pointing, but he believes that that's no reason to be impolite.